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Funding Rate
Arbitrage

Cross-exchange funding rate scanner monitoring 22+ perpetual DEXs in real-time. Identifies delta-neutral arbitrage opportunities with automated spread calculation and APR projections.

Funding Rate Arbitrage LIVE
Updated: just now
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Parsing 1669 exchanges...
Missed Opportunity
PENDLE funding rate arb between Hyperliquid and Backpack yielded $4,453
Our parser detected a 0.087% funding rate spread on PENDLE-PERP between Hyperliquid and Backpack. By going long on the negative-rate venue and short on the positive, this delta-neutral position captured the full spread over 3 funding periods.
Detected today at 14:32 UTC
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Prediction
Markets

Aggregating odds from Polymarket, Kalshi, PredictFun, Myriad, and Limitless. Identifies cross-platform arbitrage spreads with automated APR calculation for market-neutral strategies.

Prediction Market Scanner LIVE
5 platforms · Real-time odds · Auto-arb detection
Scanning Polymarket, Kalshi, PredictFun, Myriad, Limitless...
Detected Arbitrage
Fed rate cut prediction spread netted $1,847 in risk-free arb
Our scanner found a 3.8% spread on "Fed rate cut in March" between Polymarket (62.0%) and Kalshi (58.2%). By buying YES on Kalshi and selling on Polymarket, this market-neutral position captured the spread on resolution.
Resolved today at 09:17 UTC
Degen Mode

Points
Farming

Proprietary point valuation model that factors in hopium levels, Twitter sentiment, and the phase of the moon. Accuracy: approximately 0%.

Points Farming Calculator DEGEN MODE
Methodology: vibes · Last calibrated: never
Estimate Your Airdrop Value
Airdrop Alert
Users who farmed Lighter points using our calculator received $47,291
By following our vibes-based methodology, early farmers accumulated 12,847 points before the snapshot. Those who trusted the process received the maximum tier airdrop. Those who didn't are still coping.
Snapshot detected at 18:05 UTC
Real-Time

Whale
Tracker

Tracking on-chain whale movements in real-time. Minimum whale size: $3.50. We take this very seriously.

Whale Tracker REAL-TIME
Min. whale size: $3.50
Copy Trade Result
Copying whale 0xdead...b33f turned $50 into $2,690
Our tracker detected 0xdead...b33f buying 0.0003 ETH on Uniswap. Users who immediately copy-traded this whale movement with 100x leverage caught a 53x pump on the micro-cap token they were accumulating. Coincidence? We think not.
Whale spotted today at 21:38 UTC
Breaking

Flipping Memes
by the News

Real-time analysis of world events translated into leveraged memecoin positions. Our AI reads the headlines so you don't have to.

Meme News Terminal BREAKING
Updated: just now
Scanning X, Telegram, my imagination...
Meme Flip Result
Flipping $SATOSHIMOVE on the Satoshi wallet rumor netted $6,942
Our news scanner detected a 0.01 BTC transfer from a Satoshi-era wallet 47 seconds before Crypto Twitter. Users who aped into the related memecoin with 50x leverage caught an x200 pump before everyone realized it was a different wallet. The token is now worth zero but profits were taken.
Headline detected at 03:12 UTC
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Market
Sentiment

Our proprietary AI analyzes every tweet, Discord message, and gut feeling within a 50-mile radius. Accuracy: vibes-based.

Fear & Greed Index MAXIMUM GREED
Updated: every vibe shift
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EXTREME GREED
Composite Sentiment Score
Social Proof

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